tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4715760223019021442011-08-02T13:19:57.793-07:00The winter solstice; all but justified..ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-3611811293318988642010-05-11T19:59:00.000-07:002010-05-11T20:02:05.094-07:00Ugh, i have so many ideas for pairings on fanfiction [like SSBB or PMK >_<] but but but i can't get my thoughts together, they're all scrambled. like eggs. D:<br /><br />and i have no motivation.<br /><br />AGHHHHHH, life's gonna suck when you grow up~<br />futae no kiwami parodies for the win! and also awesomepants code geass parodies!<br />yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-361181129331898864?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-26876768185600699202010-04-02T23:40:00.000-07:002010-04-02T23:42:24.924-07:00bzzzz.<br />the mist is bored.<br />the mist wants to eat kettle chips.<br />the mist is worried about the BMW busking.<br /><br />just to update since like only God knows when.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-2687676818560069920?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-33002764189256823562009-12-02T03:04:00.000-08:002009-12-02T03:05:43.171-08:00<p>READ THE DISCLAIMER PLEASE.</p><p>DISCLAIMER: I do not have any personal feelings or grudges against any of these characters whatsoever, please note that this is purely for fun and if you can't stand reading it, just don't read.</p><p>You have been forewarned; this is a PARODY. please do NOT hold any feelings against me for this. This fanfiction is PURELY fictional and almost nothing is the truth.</p><p>The two brilliant anime projects are owned by their respective publishers/owners/artists. please do NOT sue me and please do NOT flame.</p><p>By the way the content is very lewd and vulgar. Once again, do not read if you can't stand this.</p><p>Also, please do not try any of these stunts at home!</p><p>Thank you!</p><p>I forgot to mention something, one of the characters here does not exist at all. Hope you can spot him! [it's really easy]</p><hr noshade="noshade" size="1"><p>THE ACTUAL REASON FOR THE ISHVALAN WAR..</p><p>Narrator: Everyone knows that Envy hates the smell of semen...but one day.....</p><p>-At a petrol kiosk-</p><p>Kanda: hmmm...everyone looks like their pumping their dicks....I mean...Allen's doing it!</p><p>-starts pumping his dick with a gas pipe-</p><p>Allen -walks in and stops abruptly- : WAIT! NO YOU FOOL! Why are you using a gas pipe?!</p><p>Kanda: What, do you have a problem?</p><p>Allen: You're supposed to pump your dick with a tyre pump! Not a gas pipe!</p><p>Kanda: No way!</p><p>Allen: Yes way!</p><p>Kanda: Yuu [YOU] do it then!</p><p>Yuu: O.O</p><p>Allen: Fine! Start pumping!</p><p>-The two idiots pump their dicks furiously-</p><p>Kanda: Ohhh..aahhhhhh.....I feel so hot....! -sweats furiously-</p><p>Allen: I feel high! (He starts floating away)</p><p>(they're both starting to climax)</p><p>Narrator:SUDDENLY, THE PETROL KIOSK EXPLODES!</p><p>SEMEN EXPLODES ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE TWO ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND..</p><p>-A few years after-</p><p>Narrator: It is just another day in the pink- I mean, BLACK, order...</p><p>the earl: ( floating down from the clouds with his umbrella) HELLLOOOOOOOOOO, my [gay] partners in crime!</p><p>kanda: -disgusted kanda glare- ( SMASHES the earl away with his special condom)</p><p>-the earl flies away- : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I KNOW YOU LOOOVEE MEEEEEEEE KANDAAA!! (tiny spark in the sky)</p><p>Edward Elric: wait i know you!</p><p>kanda(surprised):o.o?</p><p>edward: You're the district in Ishvala named after the guy named Kanda! ( The Kanda district of Ishvala, it's been mentioned before)</p><p>kanda: -PISSED- oy!</p><p>scar(steps in intimidatingly): Oh yes.. i know you..(glare)</p><p>Kanda: I don't know you, you crazy.... [gay] guy...</p><p>scar: This man was responsible for the Ishvalan incident that happened!</p><p>YEARS AGO, IT ALL STARTED WHEN THIS GUY BLEW UP THE GAS STATION WITH HIS GAS PIPE!</p><p>kanda: -blink- wait. How did you-?</p><p>scar: <i>THAT'S</i> WHY ENVY POSSESSED THE COP AND SHOT THE GIRL!</p><p>You KNOW envy hates the smell of semen! It makes him DO weird things!</p><p>THIS ASSHOLE STARTED THE WHOLE ISHVALAN WAR!</p><p>Narrator:ULTIMATE EPISODE OF FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD:</p><p>KANDA VS SCAR. STAY TUNED!</p><hr noshade="noshade" size="1"><p>That's the end! Thank you for reading!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-3300276418925682356?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-15370475368777544272009-10-19T01:57:00.000-07:002009-10-19T19:52:02.720-07:00The 3 word story: #1<br /><br />Disclaimer: Some information/letters have been omitted from this story to protect the participants' privacy and also so I don't get sued.<br />Any relation to a real life person is regretted, so please don't take it to heart.<br /><br />ALSO:Lewd content. You have been warned.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT</span>.<br /><br />and DON'T FLAME.<br />This story is full of grammatical errors and is generally full of goodly nonsense,[ which includes the bad portrayal of certain characters] so if you can't put up with either,<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">DON'T READ IT.</span><br />i'll say it again, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT</span>.<br />thank you very much, please comment <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">POSITIVELY IF YOU LIKE IT</span>.<br />^^<br /><br />please note: 1)the credit of this story owes to 2 co-authors. [ <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">1</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">blue<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">, 1 black to represent ink and pencil to differentiate the parts of each author]</span></span><br /> 2)A whole whole whole lot of this story is fictional. Don't believe it unless you really know what I'm talking about.<br /> 3) [!!] <- this means danger/warning for lewdness.<br /><br /> This story was handwritten on 3rd September, Friday 2009. <br /><br />Enjoy. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />The worst day of<br />Ange*l's life; Final fantastic</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br /><br />In a faraway</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">blue</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">green</span> island, <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">there was a <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">monkey</span></span><br />with pig <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">ears. he was</span> called the great<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> agatha de plume</span>, evil lord of <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">darkness.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Cloud had</span> luminous bright starry <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">swords, which he</span> keeps under his <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">armpits. Using fighting<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">,</span></span> spiky, armpit hair<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">, he triumphed over</span> Zack, his rival. <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">But Zack died</span> under the hands <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">of SEFFIROTH, mother</span> of *** **** <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">and boss of</span> C*ptain Pl*net C*mpany <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">because nobody else</span> love barbie dolls <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">as much as</span> Kadaj, his son <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">and mentor.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Loz</span>, the crybaby and<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> a??h*le, was Kadaj's</span> tomboyish elder sister.<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> S/he had a boyfriend</span> named Yazoo, <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">the ya*oo.com.sg's founder</span> and cousin of <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">SEFFIROTH. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> Anyhoo, T*fa</span> found A*rith in<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> Zack's bedroom, naked.</span>[!!] with Vincent peeping <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">at Zack as</span> he wrote something <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">to Ange*l.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"It</span> is valentine's day<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">," it read,"Zack,</span> there is something <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">you alone should</span> know about me<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">...I....am gay."</span><br />After reading this, <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Ange*l gaped at <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">R*no</span> </span>who is <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">a f*t p*rv,</span> with fiery red <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">B*LLS OF FURY </span><br />plus an extra <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">finger. Looking at</span> Seffiroth again, he <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">said, "A*rith has</span> nice, long hair <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">and big</span>[!!!]<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">b88bs!"</span>Back to Ange*l, <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">who ignored him,</span> rush to Vincent<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">,who said, " Zack</span>, you're finally here<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">...ooh</span>[!!] <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">you're sexy</span>[!!]<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">...."</span><br />Hearing this, Ange*l <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">(O.O!!!)</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">died of shock</span> instantly. Suddenly, Cloud <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">noticed Vincent stripping</span>[!!] cause of the <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">condoms</span>[!!] <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">on the</span> pink flowery pillow.<br /><br />p.s the words "blue green" were coloured for fun, they were written by the same author.[the one whose part is written in black] <- this author also wrote the [!!] signs.<br />I tried to keep the lettering as original as possible.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-1537047536877754427?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-65953684767253703432009-09-29T06:53:00.001-07:002009-09-29T06:56:31.283-07:00-sigh-<br />exams are just like what, two days away?<br />and is it that sad like i have drama performances[ well i just play the music and wait for cues at practices but it's harder than i thought...]<br />from like last friday, yesterday and wednesday?<br />and tomorrow's my birthday and i think my class doesn't care?[with the exception of a few]<br />and i know that one classmates birthday happened this monday<br />and like i nvr saw the birthday card being passed around<br />i hope that dun happen to me >_<<br /><br />i mean like coz not everyone knows and it's nice if they do..right?<br />and u don't really wanna feel like ur bragging or purposely telling other ppl...<br />coz not only will u feel guilty you will feel dumb.<br />im completely serious.<br /><br />SO..i notice that my tagboard is dead<br />my life is dead<br />my homework is dead<br />my time is dead<br />and i'm not dead yet.<br /><br /><br />UGHHHHHHHHHH.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-6595368476725370343?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-38283852091288328262009-09-10T06:03:00.000-07:002009-09-10T06:08:25.192-07:00NOT TO MENTION MY HOMEWORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK T_________________T<br />why can't everybody's life have MINIMAL homework orr somethingg?!?<br />why must everyone have one fuckcrap of a megaton of homework?????<br />fuckcrap my ass. more like one megafuckingkilomammothiccrapworthyinsane pile of homework.<br /><br />ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!<br /><br />WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY'S LIFE BE LIKE A SHOUJO MANGA T-T<br /><br />I MEAN, this life is full of megafuckingkilomammothiccrapworthyinsane stress.<br />I DON'T GET IT.<br /><br />God was supposed to create earth for humans to like enjoy themselves right?<br />WHEN DID IT SCREW UP >_<<br /><br />I AM NOT ENJOYING MYSELF[right now]<br /><br />and i am too busy stressing over my social and homework problemsss..<br /><br /><br />AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!<br /><br />what about infinitebullshithectareworthybloodyretarded?<br /><br />NOooooooooooooooooooo.<br /><br />and homework NEVER RULES!!<br />the mist is going to call someone to mend her holyspasticpissoffingidioticproblematic mindset in case she explodes.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-3828385209128832826?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-77619080794979291672009-09-10T03:04:00.000-07:002009-09-10T03:07:46.957-07:00MEH. =_____________________=<br /><br />I officially declare that my life SUCKS.<br />BAD.<br /><br />suffering from a monster headache and attack of paranoia and boredom..................<br />and more paranoia and am feeling scared of the homework which is steadily increasing<br />and that i haven't touched yet.<br /><br />>___________________________________________<<br /><br />GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.<br />why does my life suckk?<br /><br />and nobody reads my blog[ because nobody polled yet ._.]<br />How sad is it that only one other person tagged my blog D:<br /><br /><br />-bored alert-<br />i feel like crap now, so i'm going to draw or something...<br />T_T<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-7761908079497929167?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-70424852578066664992009-09-09T02:03:00.001-07:002009-09-09T22:49:29.027-07:00that song is stuck in my head now i dunno why.<br />anyway i think it's kinda catchy in its own way even though i don't really know the bands and stuff featured in the lyrics.<br /><br />Anyways....all you readers who have actually seen this blog and want to participate in the poll [please do.^_^] and you don't know my old[and dead blog]; here's the link for you:<br />http://ysaeraautumnleafelf223space.blogspot.com/<br /><br />personally i like the picture in my old blog better and i don't have the same links[heck, i don't have ANY links] here... <br /><br />but i think this blog on the whole looks a lot better.<br /><br />I'm a bit lazy to try and put up some music and all that but...you know. i might just change my mind.<br /><br />and if you guys really visit my blog regularly maybe you can offer up some song suggestions.<br /><br />then i'll do it when i can. lol.<br /><br />Anyways, for all of you who think i'm a nerd[ i know you're out there] actually im not.<br />just FYI.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-7042485257806666499?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-20440904310131619432009-09-09T02:03:00.000-07:002009-09-09T02:06:59.118-07:00TOTAL.ZOMBIE.EMISSION. starts in exactly ONE HOUR from now.<br /><br />TUITION alert.<br /><br />and before zombification, the mist sits and eats quiche?!<br /><br />UGH. what has happened to me?<br />this seriously calls for desperate measures.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-2044090431013161943?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-72972881828366805832009-09-08T18:46:00.000-07:002009-09-08T18:50:39.598-07:00finish the maths and sc papers [approx 4 each]by today...........<br /><br />chinese school homework.......[hol hw AND assessments]<br /><br />science school homework[chapter 6 digestion to ch 8 sexual reproduction..-_-]<br /><br />Maths school homework[hol hw plus stuff i owe]<br /><br />wait actually it's the test papers that freak me out..<br /><br />um. any geog homework? O_O<br />oh crap.<br /><br />literature...um.no?<br /><br />.................................................<br />IT script subbing...<br /><br />........................................<br /><br />Crap. Time to check the class blog.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-7297288182836680583?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-92162412511594782082009-09-08T07:07:00.000-07:002009-09-08T07:13:53.125-07:00Darn it. CAs/EOYs [more to shudder on] are seriously JUST.AROUND.THE.CORNER.<br /><br />Damn that IS scary.<br />Let's say I tell you that I do at least 2 test papers every day and I haven't finished yet and my tutor's coming tomorrow and i haven't finished my holiday homework and my schoolwork's supposed to be due by next week?!<br /><br />Scared yet?<br /><br />If not, I still have to edit the script for the IT project[a 10 min vid] by next wednesday with no compromises and no excuses and it absolutely HAS to be handed up on that day or else we get a BIG FAT ZERO?<br /><br />And did i mention that IT is not a subject you can study for?!<br />WHICH is also NOT INCLUDED in L1R5?!<br /><br />AND I also have CHINESE TUITION HOMEWORK AND MUSIC LESSONS[grade 6 theory exam retake IN OCTOBER!!] which I haven't done homework for yet?<br /><br />BE SCARED.BE VERY VERY VERY SCARED.<br /><br />I also have drama classes and i found out that I AM SUPPOSED TO MEMORISE ONE ****ING ENTIRE PASSAGE?!<br />AND IT'S LIKE TAKING ORAL in front of a LAMDA examiner?!<br /><br />And we have a performance coming and WE HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME TO PRACTICE.<br /><br />readers, don't be scared. treasure what amount of homework you have now.<br /><br />Mine is going to pile up as I get to JC.and beyond.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-9216241251159478208?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-471576022301902144.post-70702820424957461372009-09-08T06:11:00.000-07:002009-09-08T06:13:05.996-07:00And people will recognise you.<br />What else can we achieve in this life?<br />A fraction of mist has only so much water..<br />but mist is cloudlike and mysterious...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/471576022301902144-7070282042495746137?l=mistfraction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ysaerahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01159980670499391211noreply@blogger.com0